Just another manic Saturday!

Lately Bryce has been doing a lot of flying so he can finish up his Certified Flight Instructor Rating. Today was one of those days where he normally would be home all day, but had a stage check instead. Thank goodness he was home for this little story or I'm sure I would have shot myself. All day Coey had been ripping farts so I kept telling him to go to the bathroom. He even had a small "accident" in his pants. At one point this morning I was walking across the kitchen and picked something up off the floor, gross, it was a little poo. Finally, I had had enough and told Coey to go the bathroom again. Well about 5 minutes later I sent Bryce in to check on him. What a site, Coey was on the toliet but had just barely made it there because there was a large amount of poo on the seat between his legs. After he was finished Bryce cleaned it up and all was good, or so I thought. Next thing I know Bryce is asking Coey "Why did you do this?" I went to investigate. Well our little Coeyster had smeared poo all over the computer desk. Not sure where it came from or how he smeared it (his hands were clean), but there it was on the desk. I let Bryce handle this one too. I couldn't believe it and still can't! What is going on with my son, he's potty trained so I'm pretty confused!